862: I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don’t have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I’m ticking myself with hands I don’t have yet! I can’t stop giggling about my notyet hands!
914: We had to leave. Dan knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
334: My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
956: Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
201: You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because “ladies love that eau de earth”
