Texts from Kildare Street

314: he pointed at my tits and asked with a confused face, ‘what are these thingys??”

314: he pointed at my tits and asked with a confused face, ‘what are these thingys??”

— 2 months ago with 6 notes
#brian hayes  #Fine Gael  #ep14  #ee14  #irish politics 
Christ I need to find a better way to announce things than that cringey picture
Forgive the lack of posts as of late, college and all that. Starting 1 May this blog will start regularly posting again! Even better, I will be posting the best/worst texts from the LE14/EE14 campaign trail, so get submitting your local/European candidates in terrible PR stunts or something like that, and it will end up here! Followers from Dublin West and Longford-Westmeath can also submit their by-election candidates!

Christ I need to find a better way to announce things than that cringey picture

Forgive the lack of posts as of late, college and all that. Starting 1 May this blog will start regularly posting again! Even better, I will be posting the best/worst texts from the LE14/EE14 campaign trail, so get submitting your local/European candidates in terrible PR stunts or something like that, and it will end up here! Followers from Dublin West and Longford-Westmeath can also submit their by-election candidates!

— 2 months ago
#irish politics  #le14  #ee14  #ep14  #dubw  #ldwh  #blog posts 
905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

— 4 months ago
#richard bruton  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

— 4 months ago with 2 notes
#simon coveney  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

— 4 months ago with 1 note
#fidelma healy eames  #Reform Alliance  #irish politics 
+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

— 4 months ago with 22 notes
#Bertie Ahern  #Angela Merkel  #fianna fáil  #cdu  #irish politics  #German politics 
517: you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

517: you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

— 4 months ago with 4 notes
#Enda Kenny  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
205: It’s amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

205: It’s amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

— 4 months ago with 1 note
#brian hayes  #Fine Gael  #irish politics