Texts from Kildare Street

905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

— 1 month ago
#richard bruton  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

— 1 month ago with 2 notes
#simon coveney  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#fidelma healy eames  #Reform Alliance  #irish politics 
+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

— 1 month ago with 22 notes
#Bertie Ahern  #Angela Merkel  #fianna fáil  #cdu  #irish politics  #German politics 
517: you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

517: you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii

— 1 month ago with 4 notes
#Enda Kenny  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
205: It’s amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

205: It’s amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#brian hayes  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
613: She just whispered “doors are weird” and then laughed so hard she fell down the stairs.

613: She just whispered “doors are weird” and then laughed so hard she fell down the stairs.

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#Joan burton  #Labour Party  #irish politics 
919: Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?

919: Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?

— 1 month ago
#Stephen Donnelly  #independent  #irish politics 
649: The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!

649: The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!

— 1 month ago with 1 note
#Nessa Childers  #independent  #irish politics  #European Parliament  #European Union  #European politics 
937: I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

937: I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.

— 2 months ago
#Derek Keating  #Fine Gael  #irish politics