Texts from Kildare Street

740: his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone’s ass

740: his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone’s ass

— 7 hours ago
#Enda Kenny  #Fine Gael  #taoiseach  #td  #mayo  #irish politics 
661: When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot… It completely ruined the experience

661: When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot… It completely ruined the experience

— 1 day ago with 2 notes
#paul kehoe  #minister of state  #chief whip  #td  #wexford  #fine gael  #irish politics 
775: You convinced me to take shots of jack Daniels through my eyes!!

775: You convinced me to take shots of jack Daniels through my eyes!!

— 5 days ago
#Pat The Cope Gallagher  #Fianna Fáil  #irish politics 
703: I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain

703: I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain

— 6 days ago with 5 notes
#Paul Murphy  #Socialist Party  #irish politics 
936: Feel like I’m flying. Not sure where i’m going. Hope there is candy.

936: Feel like I’m flying. Not sure where i’m going. Hope there is candy.

— 1 week ago
#alan shatter  #fine gael  #td  #dublin south  #irish politics 
215: YOU’RE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS “OH SNAP”

215: YOU’RE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS “OH SNAP”

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#john crown  #independent  #senator  #NUI  #irish politics 
617: He’s either a really good actor or an actual prince, I’m fine with both so I’ll sleep with him

617: He’s either a really good actor or an actual prince, I’m fine with both so I’ll sleep with him

— 1 week ago with 5 notes
#mary robinson  #prince charles  #independent  #irish politics  #UK politics  #international relations