Texts from Kildare Street

219: Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn’t like the other guys shirt

219: Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn’t like the other guys shirt

— 5 hours ago with 1 note
#Ivor Callely  #Fianna Fáil  #irish politics 
314: he pointed at my tits and asked with a confused face, ‘what are these thingys??”

314: he pointed at my tits and asked with a confused face, ‘what are these thingys??”

— 3 months ago with 6 notes
#brian hayes  #Fine Gael  #ep14  #ee14  #irish politics 
Christ I need to find a better way to announce things than that cringey picture
Forgive the lack of posts as of late, college and all that. Starting 1 May this blog will start regularly posting again! Even better, I will be posting the best/worst texts from the LE14/EE14 campaign trail, so get submitting your local/European candidates in terrible PR stunts or something like that, and it will end up here! Followers from Dublin West and Longford-Westmeath can also submit their by-election candidates!

Christ I need to find a better way to announce things than that cringey picture

Forgive the lack of posts as of late, college and all that. Starting 1 May this blog will start regularly posting again! Even better, I will be posting the best/worst texts from the LE14/EE14 campaign trail, so get submitting your local/European candidates in terrible PR stunts or something like that, and it will end up here! Followers from Dublin West and Longford-Westmeath can also submit their by-election candidates!

— 3 months ago
#irish politics  #le14  #ee14  #ep14  #dubw  #ldwh  #blog posts 
905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

905: oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting “arab money”…

— 5 months ago
#richard bruton  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

425: Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.

— 5 months ago with 2 notes
#simon coveney  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

402: Ima go for a jog. and I’m going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I’ll crawl home.

— 5 months ago with 1 note
#fidelma healy eames  #Reform Alliance  #irish politics 
+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

+44: And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans

— 5 months ago with 23 notes
#Bertie Ahern  #Angela Merkel  #fianna fáil  #cdu  #irish politics  #German politics