Texts from Kildare Street

512: I’m going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he’ll eat anyone. I’m very excited.

512: I’m going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he’ll eat anyone. I’m very excited.

— 56 minutes ago with 8 notes
#Joan Burton  #tánaiste  #minister  #td  #dublin west  #Labour Party  #irish politics 
570: I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

570: I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

— 1 day ago with 4 notes
#Paschal Donohoe  #Minister  #TD  #dublin central  #Fine Gael  #irish politics 
775: He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think that’s how he keeps count.

775: He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think that’s how he keeps count.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#Jack Lynch  #Fianna Fáil  #irish politics  #irish history 
720: Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.

720: Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.

— 3 days ago with 2 notes
#Gerry Adams  #louth  #td  #sinn féin  #irish politics 
740: his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone’s ass

740: his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone’s ass

— 4 days ago
#Enda Kenny  #Fine Gael  #taoiseach  #td  #mayo  #irish politics 
661: When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot… It completely ruined the experience

661: When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot… It completely ruined the experience

— 5 days ago with 2 notes
#paul kehoe  #minister of state  #chief whip  #td  #wexford  #fine gael  #irish politics 
775: You convinced me to take shots of jack Daniels through my eyes!!

775: You convinced me to take shots of jack Daniels through my eyes!!

— 1 week ago
#Pat The Cope Gallagher  #Fianna Fáil  #irish politics